Aug 22

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Aug 18

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Aug 10

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Aug 06

Not Today

Walked into the bathroom today, passed a disgusting looking dude on the way. Went in to the bathroom and realized that the disgusting dude had destroyed that bathroom. I’m talking giant streaks all around the bowl, and a wall of stank that slapped me around. I decided I could probably hold it for a couple of hours.

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Aug 05

Movie titles

If I had to use a movie title to describe today’s dump, I would have to go with There Will Be Blood.

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Aug 03

3fer

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Jul 29

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Jul 29

hot wings and beer

Hot wings and beer plus morning coffee makes my butt smell offee.

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Jul 28

First Post

So, I re-tweaked my back about 2 weeks ago while at my sister’s place up in Cleveland. When I’m having back pain the most painful thing to do besides stand straight up is to turn and wipe. You don’t realize how much twisting, bending, and flexing it takes to get your arm around and down there.

As such, I have restricted the number of daily dumps and cut back on the paid poops. Basically, I wait until it’s worth the amount of pain of wiping.

This has lead to my large intestine becoming a pressure cooker. There are some days where I’ve waited long enough where I would be sure I was crapping diamonds if I was eating coal.

“Look at my poo, it’s now DIAMONDS!”

I will leave that smell to your imagination.

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Jul 28

sbcn

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